Unicorn Pencil Sharpener

It’s the only pencil sharpener in the world that sharpens your pencils using 100% rainbow magic. The Unicorn Pencil Sharpener turns a white horse into a #2 unicorn. And just like real unicorns, you can remove the horn to use as either a sharp pointed weapon or a writing instrument. Either way, it’s mightier than a sword (because it’s backed by unicorn magic).