I’m sure you’re familiar with the famous statue in Brussels of the peeing boy, the Manneken Pis. Well now you can bring him home to your cell phone with a Peeing Boy Earphone Jack Plug. Keep dust out of your headphone jack and show off your knowledge of art appreciation and European culture at the same time.
Wow, with this whole pissing into your ear thing, you could put on some Phish music, put the headphones on and it would essentially be the same- urinating into your ears and calling it music. At least with the mini-statue you don’t have to avoid the brown goo balls. Just $5 from Strapya.