In terms of novelty USB powered gadgets, ones that include peeing figurines tend to have a leg up on all the others in terms of awesomeness (and uselessness). The Shoubenkozou from Japan’s Thanko looks like something you’d find at Spencer’s in a mall (in Tokyo). I guess it’s really supposed to be used as some sort of desktop fountain? Because you need to keep it within reach of your computer to use the USB cord. But really, objects that spurt liquids, whether it’s from their nether regions or elsewhere, should not be kept right next to your computer. Not a good idea.
via crunch gear
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