R2D2 Tissue Holder is an Insult to a True Hero of the Universe

What an indignity! Our poor R2D2 has been converted into a tissue holder. Artoo, the heroic astromech droid, the one who continually saves people from the hand of death and the world from evil. Where would Luke be without R2? Nowhere. Who’s the one who fixed the Millennium Falcon’s hyperdrive allowing our hero to escape from the evil Empire? R2D2 that’s who. And now he’s been made into a tissue holder of all things? Oh the humanity!!

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