When you’re sick the last thing you want to do is pluck a chicken while ice fishing and eating cottage cheese. But the second to last thing you want to do is get up to grab the tissue box. Well lucky for you there’s a product out there to help- the remote controlled tissue box, from Japan (natch). Avoid swine flu this year! If someone across the room asks you to pass a tissue, just use the remote controlled box to send it over and maintain your 20 foot safety germ-free buffer zone.
BlueFit German Tiger I Panzer Tank with Remote Control, Battery, Light, Sound, Rotating Turret and Recoil Action When Cannon Artillery Shoots, Mini 1:72 Scale, Assorted Color