Jammin Johns Will Rock the Crap Out of You

Jammin Johns are music to your rear. The ultimate toilet seat for the music lover who also eats a lot of beans and corn (beans are the musical fruit after all). Rock out with your cock out. You can buy Jammin Johns in a variety of acoustic and electric guitar styles as shown above or in piano style like pictured below:

Unofficially I call that the “Elton” John model. These toilet seats will run you nearly $180 each. Apparently Jammin Johns has some very high end clients (or high rear-end clients I suppose) including Roy Rogers, Steven Spielberg, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Waylon Jennings. So if you’ve ever wondered where Spielberg does his other business, it’s on a Jamming John.