Albert Hanger is the coolest hanger ever. Albert is a robot, but unlike other robots bent on destroying the earth with their whole Skynet thing, all Albert wants to do is just hang out.
But the thing is, Albert doesn’t want to hang with you- that’s what makes him so cool. He just wants to chill on the wall with your stuff, taking it all in, maxing and relaxing. I guess you could say he’s like the Fonz of hangers. If he wasn’t screwed into the wall tightly by his eye sockets, Albert would have one leg up and be drinking a robot beer. That’s just how cool he is.
Get it for $45 at Brooklyn, USA’s Matter