Wireless USB Finger Mouse

Wireless Finger MouseThe USB Wireless Finger Mouse from Brando falls into the rare category of being both wireless and USB. The mouse is designed to sit on your finger while you type away, supposedly shortening the time between using the keyboard and using the mouse. You press the mouse button with your thumb. It appears to be unwieldy and awkward and frankly I haven’t seen a ring that large since we had to collect all the jewelry from my Uncle Vinny Spumoni out in Brooklyn before he got sent away. I don’t think anyone has the finger strength handle this thing since the demise of the typewriter and it’s hard to press keys. Am I dating myself there? Ok.