Take notes, noobs. No literally, take some notes. This thing might looks like a legit Nintendo controller but it’s actually a legit notebook. Legit. It measures 8.25″ by 5.75″ and has a rubber 3D cover of a the d-pad that looks enough like an NES controller to fool the average person from a distance (granted it would have to be a pretty far distance since this notebook is over 8 inches tall and there’s that whole perspective and scale issue, but maybe just have an NBA center hold it or something and blur your eyes).
The back looks pretty legit too. Inside are 120 unlined pages so you can write down the secrets to finally finishing Zelda or whatever it is you want to jot down. Is there a better way to take notes? No. Period.