Angry Birds Slingshot Pens


Oooh those birds are so angry. They should take a chill pill and just relax. Or maybe an anger management class or some therapy. Seriously why get all worked up over some stupid pigs? Maybe they should write down their feelings with Angry Birds Ball Point Sling Shot Pens, maybe pen an apology letter to the pigs for continually divebombing them? Or just continue on their path of self destruction. I heard a rumor that the red bird already is having heart problems from being so angry and stressed all the time. They should just take a bird bath and unwind, this anger is getting them nowhere.