The unicorn of the sea can be the unicorn of your feet. With these Plush Narwhal Slippers you get that toasty warmth in both your heart (from seeing such a cute animal) and in your feet. That’s because these slippers are heated! Just plug them in to any USB outlet to heat them up and then unplug to walk around- or keep them plugged in and just drag your computer around at knee level like an idiot. There’s no wrong way.
Real narwhals don’t need to be USB heated because they have a thick layer of blubber to keep them warm. But you don’t because you snack on carrots all day long like a negative caloric human rabbit. The bottom of these one-size-fits-all slippers have non-slip dots to really take the slipping out of slippers. Don’t worry you can still slide around in your socks like you’re Tom Cruise in Risky Business- just skip the tighties though. Please, my eyes are burning, put some pants on. Even the narwhals have closed their eyes. So treat your feet.