Grilling is serious business. Grill and go with the Portable Briefcase BBQ Grill. This small charcoal grill folds up into a sleek stainless steel briefcase that looks like something a Bond villain would use to carry documents to the secret nuclear weapon hidden under a mountain. It really is completely portable, this is what it looks like folded up:
To use it, just open it up, prop out the pair of adjustable legs, light some charcoal in the charcoal pit (you carry charcoal with you at all times, right?), and cook your food. Let the grill cool off before folding it up (unless you really are a Bond villain and would like to use the briefcase as a weapon, then go for it). Measures 7.5″ x 11.75″ x 11.75″.