Take a load off, buddy and just chillax. Maybe have an ice pop shaped like an ax. A “chillax” if you will. It might be an awkward pun of an object but you can eat your frozen treats like the Vikings did with the Chillax Ice Pop Mold. That would be the Minnesota Vikings, of course. Each mold has two plastic handles to make a pair of ice axes.
You could also put some booze in there. Maybe jello? Or not, that might flop over. No matter, these ice axes are not particularly sharp so put away any thoughts about making the perfect melt-away and get-away murder weapon. Besides, the handle gives it away. Stick with ice bullets instead, armchair James Bond. Or just chillax.