Passover is coming soon, so start replacing all your bread with matzah. Including your bread iPhone case (you have one, right?). Throw it all out and put on a Matzah iPhone Case and break out the Manischewitz and horseradish. It’s unleavened, totally Kosher. And probably not as constipating as real matzah. Probably. Oy vey.
(via foodiggity)