Best Bookmark Ever

I’ll get you my pretty….and your little dog too. Ding dong the witch is dead and now the Wicked Witch of the East is saving your book’s page with her posthumously famous striped stocking legs. It looks like the ruby slippers are still intact, you should probably grab them before someone else (like the Wicked Witch of the West!) does. I would love to know where I could buy this bookmark but I just don’t have the courage, heart or the brains to find out where. (via)