You want a delectable cookie? Well my unsuspecting friend, Thor the Mighty Thunder God (cookie jar) does not approve of such an affront to your dietary concerns by imbibing in a high caloric snack treat such as the aforementioned cookies and as such I must wield my hammer to prevent you from removing my ceramic head and retrieving your sugary fix. The Mighty Thor Cookie Jar might be the meanest looking cookie jar ever. That’ll keep you on your diet. It’s for your own good.