Talking 7 Inch Chuck Norris Plush

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the legend himself Chuck Norris, available for the first time in the miniature take-home form. The Chuck Norris Plush stands 7 inches tall and speaks 10 different Chuck Norris phrases, probably none of which are considered Chuck Norris Facts. What better way to spout off some of your Chuck Norris facts (do people still do that?) than while holding a mini-Chuck; although you don’t hold a Chuck Norris Plush, the Chuck Norris Plush holds you- on it’s pinky. Drop your own Chuck Norris facts in the comments, best one gets a star.