If You Want to Destroy My Calendar Scarf... -

Pull this thread as you walk away (as you walk away). This intriguing German calendar scarf is a knitted wall calendar and to mark the days, simply pull on the thread to unravel the thread and shorten up the calendar. I think my old grammar teachers just threw up in their mouths after reading that last sentence’s SlapChopped grammatical construction. So where were we? Oh calendar, yeah so if you’re German and like pulling thread, and I’ve never been to Germany but I’m going to assume that thread pulling has about the same level of popularity there as it does here, which is somewhere between bubble popping and scratch-off scratching, then this is the calendar for you.

Just don’t let the cats get to it first.