Carstache- Yep It’s a Moustache for Cars

Introducing the Carstache, a giant moustache for the front of your car. You’ve got truck nuts dangling from the back of your car, are you really going to put a car bra on the front? Man up your vehicle, tough guy. Take the t-tops off and let that cool breeze glide through your Firebird’s flavor saver as you rumble down the road like a vehicular Tom Selleck. Comes in manly black or wussy pink. Ideal for disguising your car for undercover work- nobody will recognize your car with the carstache and dark shades. $39.98 and well worth it.