Shark attacks are very serious. It seems like at least once a month I’m attacked by sharks. It’s no joke. That’s why this Shark Attack Sleeping Bag is not funny at all. It should be banned. Just kidding, this is the best freakin’ thing ever (today). It’s actually called the “ChumBuddy” and it was created by 19 year old design wondergenius Kendra Phillips. It can also be used in the less comfortable yet oddly compelling vertical position:
The ChumBuddy sleeping bag is 7 feet tall, hand sewn and is filled with 30 pounds of
human tissue soft fill. It’s $199 but can you really put a price on awesomeness? I guess you can and it’s just shy of 2 bills.