Two Person Slanket Siamese Introduced: Your Move Snuggie

Will the battle for sleeved blanket supremacy never end? Not content to have just one person snuggled under a blanket with sleeves, now there’s the Slanket Siamese, a two person Slanket with a grammatically peculiar name and two sets of sleeves. Measuring in at a massive 120″W x 95″L (note to self: buy stock in fabric manufacturing company) this double Slanket is a 10 foot long bundle of plushness in your choice of two colors. Alternatively, you could just fold this thing in half and use it yourself for a double thick Slanket. We’ll have our dedicated sleeved blanket reporter standing by for the next week while we patiently await Snuggies official response to this innovation.