Problems with sandwich theft in the office? Is your PB&J disappearing daily? Is your lunch so freakin delicious that you need to keep it under lock and key for safety? Well put an end to that with the Fake Mold Sandwich Bag. Yes this bag will make it look like your sandwich is the one left there by that crazy girl who got fired two months ago and is now some sort of science experiment (the sandwich, not the girl). Nobody will touch your food when it looks like it’s covered in green mold. Just make sure nobody sees you taking the sammy out of the bag or the jig will be up real quick.