Coffin Car is a Deathtrap

Unless you’re a member of the Addams Family, why would you convert a coffin into a working car for your kid? This car doesn’t even have headlights- it’s a total death wish driving it! You can make a left turn in this and head straight to hell. Perhaps on a highway to hell? When I was a kid growing up in the mortuary, my parents always used to tell me that coffins are not toys! But apparently now they are. And I never had my own vehicle like this kid does until I was in my teens and I got to drive the hearse around. Kids today have it all. Daddy I want a coffin car! Sure no problem Junior, I’ll go make you one. Spoiled brat.

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