Ninja Throwing Star Thumbtacks

Nothing says “I am the baddest MF’er in this whole office so give me a raise now or fear my wrath” like some fake ninja throwing star thumbtacks. Or it might just be saying “I’m a total geek so why not pile on some more work at 4:59 because it’s not like I have any sort of life to go home to anyway”. Either way, there’s a level of coolness about ninjas and bringing a little bit of the ninja style to your bulletin board says you’re serious about tacking things up. You do not mess around when it comes to getting that paper vertical.