Formalwear for Drunks: A Tie With a Built in Beer Bottle Opener

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This tie with a beer bottle opener at the bottom brings corporate casual to a whole new level…. of drunkedness. Go straight from the boardroom to the barroom with this stunning piece of formalwear. From a conference call to last call. Much like the mullet is business on top and party in the ...

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The iTie Holds Your iPod

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The iTie (warning! auto-playing Billy Mays video!) is a simple idea- a tie with a secret pocket in the back. Why do they need super-pitchman Billy Mays to sell it? Only the iTie people can answer that. You can stash your iPod, business card, cold hard cash, or jimmy hats in the ...

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USB Tie Gets You Con-neck-ed

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When you wear this USB tie, you’ll never lose your flash drive. It’s right there in the tie. You can plug it into your computer and feel your head be shoved uncomfortably into the corner to enable you to reach around to the back where the USB plug is while you transfer some ...

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