This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap

Halloween is coming. Here’s a mask that will make you look like a real shithead. The Doo Doo Head Mask makes you look like everyone’s favorite emoji- the pile of poop. What a piece of crap! Sorry, just talking out of my ass here. I’ll stop, I could go on with this …

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Put a Coin in this Dog’s Mouth, He Poops it into the Bank

This little dog bank has a neat little trick. Or maybe it’s more of a messy one actually. Feed a coin into the Unchoken Lucky Dog Bank‘s mouth, he gets very excited, does a spin, then “makes a deposit” right into the box. All your friends will want to “feed” your …

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Poop Shaped Humidifier

Some things are better left seen without asking all sorts of questions like “why?” and “who would buy this?”. Things like the Poop Shaped Humidifier which comes from (take a wild guess here… hmmm, who could it be) Japan. Why would anyone want a humidifier shaped like a pile of poo? Comes …

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Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap

There are many strategies for keeping a fresh scent in the bathroom while you do your business- you can light a match or candle, use an airborne disinfectant spray, courtesy flush, turn on the ventilation fan, cordon off the area with caution tape, or open a window. Most of these will simply combine …

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iPood: World’s Crappiest USB Drive

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All it takes is an extra letter “O” and you’ve changed the whole meaning; someone had to do it and that person was the infamous Shed Simove; he went ahead and made the iPood, a 2GB turd shaped USB flash drive. There’s an endless array of poop jokes I could drop here ...

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Elephant Poo Picture Frames

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From waste to wonder: picture frames made from actual elephant poo. These Elephant Poo Frames are handmade from recycled (is there any other type?) elephant waste from Thailand. Each animal striped photo frame has been sanitized to be odor-free and is eco-friendly, transforming dung into a fibrous material that is then shaped ...

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Port-a-poo Takes Your Dog’s Poop Out of Your Hands

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It’s bad enough we have to scoop the poop for our dogs, but we also have to carry it all the way home or to the nearest garbage can? Let’s put those dogs to work- let them carry their own poop with the Port-A-PooHands Free Waste Carrier. The Port-a-poo attaches to almost ...

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Poop Rocket and Boob Rocket Stress Relievers

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Nothing relieves stress like a rocket.. made of poop. I could sit here and try to write some witty banter about how “I’d like to get aboard that boob ship” or how the last time I had a rocket of poop was when I ate that double-stuffed burrito but let’s face it here- ...

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