Canned Dragon Meat: The Other Other White Meat

So what do you want to eat today? Dine like a medieval knight with some Canned Dragon Meat, part of your nutritious breakfast. This “meat” comes from Radiant Farms, proprietors of such fine foods as Canned Unicorn Meat. Each can of dragon meat has 100% of your …

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Plush Wampa Backpack

It’s cold on Hoth, you don’t want to carry things in your hands- keep those in your pockets. Instead carry your things in a Plush Wampa Backpack. It’s just like a real Wampa, only shrunken down, hollowed out, and with straps. Sure he’s all arms and legs and thus doesn’t hold …

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Grumpy Cat Plush

Take home and hold the cat that doesn’t want you back- Grumpy Cat. The Internet’s most famous cat (2013 edition) is coming soon in a soft and cuddly version- the Grumpy Cat Plush. Grumpy Cat is (reluctantly) taking over the world- first the ‘net, then the media appearances and here …

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Plush Desk Supplies

Most desk supplies are made of hard cold materials like plastic or metal. Add a touch of softness and warmth to your work area with these plush desk supplies from the oddly specific Cool Pencil Case store. There’s the Totoro mouse pad featuring the title character from the movie My Neighbor …

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Uglydoll Super Heroes

Uglydolls and DC Comics announced a collaboration today that will feature a couple of iconic superheroes as Uglydolls. Coming this Fall will be two versions of Ice-Bat™ as Batman™ and Babo™ as Superman™. Plush versions will be released first, followed by vinyl versions for the holiday season (as well as additional characters!) …

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Plush Roadkill Toys

Roadkill, it’s not only what’s for dinner, it’s also entertainment. At least when you’re talking about Plush Roadkill Toys. Each one of these poor smushed animals has a bulging eye, tire tracks across their bodys and blood and guts that pour out of the animal. Don’t worry, you can zip up the …

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The Princess Bride R.O.U.S. (Rodents of Unusual Size) Plush

When you’re navigating the Fire Swamp, you will definitely encounter some R.O.U.S. But fear not, these are not real Rodents of Unusual Size, these are actually R.O.U.S. Plush, from a movie called The Princess Bride (ever hear of it?). Well it is actually pretty unusually sized at 27″ from nose to …

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Plush Peeps

This Easter I’d like to give a shoutout to all my peeps. Especially those soft cuddly ones, you know who you are. I’m talking about my Plush Peeps. They have all the adorableness of regular Peeps but none of the calories. Dentist approved. The best part is that they come in …

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