Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager

Need a hand with that? This very odd and very Japanese health product purports to shape and tone your bust into a better form via a hand-like massage. In fact the Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager (love that name btw) is actually modeled after a real woman’s hand- Takiko Shindo (“famed for her …

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USB Vibrating Head Massager

From the bizarre world of Thanko comes this Buru-Buru Helmet, a USB vibrating head massager. The adjustable helmet goes on your head, plugs in to either USB or runs on batteries and gently vibrates giving you a relaxing feeling (if you can get past the fact that everyone is staring at you …

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Vibrating Fingers Massage Gloves

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Get those magic fingers going with a pair of Vibrating Massage Gloves. The fingertips of these relaxing gloves generate 16-18,000 vibration pulses per minute which is over 4 times the frequency of conventional hand massage devices. Great for relieving tension, stimulating circulation and hitting deeper muscle sections. Each glove can be individually ...

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USB Hedgehog Massager and Hand Warmer

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Don’t mind me, I’m just massaging the hedgehog. Pink or blue, plug the hedgehog in to your USB port and then let the hedgehog relax and pleasure you. ‘Nuf said. brando (of course)

Ice Ice Baby- Ice Face Massage Roller

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Now that Winter is nearly here, it’s time to start thinking about ice therapy. Yes- rolling frozen objects around on your face and body will relieve sore muscles, reduce tension, and cool you down (or so they claim). The perfect gadget to use is not an ice cube and some tongs but the ...

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USB Powered Heated Hamburger Massager

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Ever wondered what the Hamburgler uses to relax his achy muscles at the end of a long day of hamburgling? Why the USB Heated Hamburger Massager from Brando of course. Plug it in to your computer, get that burger juiced up, and relieve the tension. And oh yeah, nevermind that pentagram painted ...

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USB Tortoise Massager

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Here’s a cute little tortoise that’s a massager for your back and shoulders (and other body parts that need massaging too, I suppose). I’m not sure why they are branding it as a tortoise massager instead of the clearly more marketable turtle moniker but maybe that’s because there’s actually some sort of physical ...

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