Canned Dragon Meat: The Other Other White Meat

So what do you want to eat today? Dine like a medieval knight with some Canned Dragon Meat, part of your nutritious breakfast. This “meat” comes from Radiant Farms, proprietors of such fine foods as Canned Unicorn Meat. Each can of dragon meat has 100% of your …

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Smoke in a Can

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Looking for a little disco in a can? No that’s not something some crazy dude walking around following a giant Viking at a rave just offered you in the bathroom, it’s smoke. Smoke in a can. No need for those bulky fog machines that need special fog juice and electricity and a cart ...

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