Finger Grip Handle Umbrella for Texting in the Rain

The final frontier for walking while texting has been broken. Thanks to it’s brass knuckles style finger grip, the Brolly Texting Umbrella lets you hold the umbrella and have your fingers free. The grip is made of a soft rubber for maximum finger comfort and text fingers mobility. Watch where you’re …

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Weaponize your iPhone with a Knucklecase

If you’ve ever thought about going all Naomi Campbell and using your iPhone as a weapon, you know it’s not particularly conducive to giving beatdowns (and too valuable to throw). That’s where the Knucklecase for the iPhone 4/4S comes in. Made of solid aluminum, this case is designed to just be used …

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Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

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Tenderizing meat is tough business and you’re a tough guy. Show that meat you mean biz-ness with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. A side benefit is that you can now quasi-legally walk around with a set of badass brass knuckles (actually solid aluminum alloy) ready to tenderize anyone’s face who messes with ...

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