In days of yore (or in this case days of yar), pirates stored their rum in their ubiquitous hollowed out wooden legs. That’s a true fact, you can Wikipedia that shizz. Nowadays we store our rum in hollowed out fake binoculars at the football game. Also a true fact, also on Wikipedia. Book ...

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