Sausage and Egg Wrist Rests

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Nothing cures a hangover like some sausage and eggs in the morning (besides the only official scientifically proven cure- beer aka breakfast of champions) and nothing cures your sore wrists like the sausage and egg wrist rests . The set comes complete with plate styled mouse pad with printed reminders wishing you ...

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Pole Dancer Cufflinks

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Nothing quite says class like a cufflink with a naked girl poledancing on it. These snazzy formalwear accoutrements are just thing for the pimp in your life. Comes in three styles: PoleDancer Girl, Girl with a Boa, and Girl with a Gun. I can’t quite tell from the description but they appear to use ...

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Kiss Phone Kisses You Back

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The Kiss Phone is the perfect phone for those long distance relationships where every night is another drunk dialing marathon. Besides having heart shaped buttons and a bulbous shape, the Kiss Phone is much much more than just a phone with lips: “This KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the ...

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MP3 Player for Kids 0-8

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Is your kid begging for an MP3 player despite not even being able to talk? Then the Sweatpea3 is the perfect gadget for you. Rated for kids 0-8, this Mp3 player has 256MB of memory, an external speaker, and is encased in kid-proof rubber. It has simple controls for your kid to use (except ...

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Crazy MacBook Trackpad Skins

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Skinstyler wants to bling out your MacBook or MacBook Pro with their intensely colored trackpad skins. They offer some fantastic looking graphic styles with seriously bright colors. At just under $8, the skins will protect your trackpad from fingerprints and uhh other bodily fluid stains in style. Color me impressed. via read more on Crazy MacBook Trackpad Skins...

Flying Monkey Launcher

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Who doesn’t love flying monkeys? Well as long as you’re not being attacked by them, it’s all good. To prevent monkey attacks from happening YOU MUST GO ON THE MONKEY OFFENSIVE. We’re talking a pre-emptive monkey strike here. If we don’t monkey attack our enemies, the monkey terrorists have already won. There’s only one ...

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Inflatable Mouse Floats My Boat

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Sure we’ve all thought about how inflatables can improve our lives, but did we ever think it would come down to inflating something that’s so small to begin with? Well now it has with the Jellyclick inflatable USB powered mouse. The circuitry is contained in a flexible mesh embedded on the surface so the ...

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ToyQuest’s Massive Touch Table

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The new Touch Table EES from Toyquest is a massive swiveling touchscreen device that comes preloaded with several games and educational software (edutainment). The 21 inch screen can be used by kids to draw on digitally, view photographs, or use the encyclopedia. You can even dock your Wii into the side of it. As ...

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