Toilet Paper Dispenser with Matchbox Holder

Lighting a match after you use the bathroom is a measure of courtesy that everyone should be doing (looking at you Steve from accounting, seriously what the heck did you eat for breakfast this week?) So why not have a little slot directly on the toilet paper holder where you can easily store …

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Fondoodler is a Glue Gun for Cheese

Kraft cheese? More like craft cheese. Everyone knows that cheese is basically the world’s greatest food, that’s a well researched inarguable fact. Now you can turn cheese into the ultimate building material with the Fondoodler. Create your own edible 3d creations. Aerosol canned cheese (wiz) is limited to just one type of …

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Designer Fire Extinguishers

It’s a smart idea to keep a fire extinguisher in/near your kitchen (and a certificate of occupancy requirement in some areas) but who says it has to be just a boring red one? You’re unique and there’s no reason for something so prominently displayed in your home to have to look like an …

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Toilet Paper Spit Ball Blaster

Stop making spit balls the old fashioned way by wadding up paper into your mouth and get into the 21st century with the Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot. More power, more spitballs, more sanitary. This is a spitball machine that uses toilet paper and water to create the ultimate projectile and blasts …

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Super Mario Bros. NES Cartridge Canteen

Power up yourself in stealthy geek style with the Super Mario Bros. Canteen. This flask looks like a vintage NES cartridge but actually holds tasty liquids of your choice. Sure, walking down the street drinking out of a game cartridge isn’t exactly the most secretive way of imbibing, but it’s definitely better …

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Keep Your Outbursts in Check with the Temper Temperer

It’s football season and that means only one thing- Dad’s cursing at the TV in the family room…. again. Well spare the children’s innocent ears while still raging against the (offensive) machine with the cleverly named Temper Temperer. This personal voice muffler keeps you and your big mouth from getting in trouble, …

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Pet Feeding Reminder Device

One of the great things about pets is that they’re great listeners because they never talk back. Unfortunately because they can’t talk, they can’t tell you if you’ve forgotten to feed them, or if you’ve already fed them. Your fish aren’t going to say anything when they’re hungry (hopefully, if your fish do …

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$15,000 Coffee Maker Shaped Like a Jet Engine

Fly high with this aeronautically theme espresso machine. The Jet Engine Coffee or Tea Machine is an accurate looking 1/4 scale version of a real jet engine. As you would expect from a device this luxuriously priced, it’s hand crafted. But not from ordinary metals. Oh no. This it the high test …

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