Finger Sporks

You know sometimes when a product is introduced that is so revolutionary that it reinvents an entire category of goods? It’s happening again right here with Finger Sporks. Feel the full fury of the future my five fingered foodie friends and freakin’ forget fancy formulaic forks when funneling french fries (formerly …

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Add a Cellphone Mount to your Mattress

I’m not sure if the Smart Phone Sleeper is the most ridiculous product ever or straight up pure genius. It basically takes a car-style flexible neck cell phone mount and makes it at least 5 times as long and with a big flat base. You can slip the base under your mattress, …

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Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, and Dirty Sanchez Urban Dictionary Plush Figures

Aaah, ye olde Urban Dictionary, source of information on all the latest slang and other words and phrases typically not found in a standard dictionary. Now some of the greatest hits of the UD can be yours to take home in the plush form like the Dirty Sanchez above. (WARNING: the …

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Peeing Boy Earphone Jack Plug

I’m sure you’re familiar with the famous statue in Brussels of the peeing boy, the Manneken Pis. Well now you can bring him home to your cell phone with a Peeing Boy Earphone Jack Plug. Keep dust out of your headphone jack and show off your knowledge of art appreciation and …

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A Record Player that Plays Tree Rings

If trees could talk, what would they say? Well they don’t actually talk, they play music. Sort of. Bartholomäus Traubeck, a modern day Lorax, has created this specially designed record player called “Years” that visually scans a slice of wood and maps out the color and texture of the tree’s rings into …

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USB Lobster Mouse

There’s nothing fishy about the USB Lobster Mouse (well besides the fact that the product description says it has a crocodile shape). Unfortunately for our “lobster roll” pun, this mouse is an optical one so it doesn’t have a trackball. It does have a retractable USB cord, so you can reel it …

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Alien Chestburster Chopsticks

If you’re going to eat sushi and you want a visual reminder of an alien coming out of John Hurt’s chest (and really, who doesn’t?) then step aside and grab a pair of Alien Chest-Burster Chopsticks (coming in July). Imported from Japan, these 9 inch long chopsticks are virtually guaranteed not to …

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Lunch Disguise Bags

No one will recognize your sandwich with Lunch Disguise Bags, the bags that put a face on your lunch. No more thieves stealing your turkey on wheat from the company fridge when your sammy has a monocle disguise. That’s smart. I’m not sure why a monocle would stop someone from eating your …

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