Self Closing Pacifier Keeps Itself Clean

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The self closing pacifier is an ingenious little gizmo for your baby gadgeteers. The BébéSounds® AlwaysClean Pacifier has a silicone shield that closes upon the nipple like a venus flytrap on a bug when it’s released from the child’s mouth, thus sparing it from coming into contact with your disgusting floors. ...

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Surveillance Cam Lamp Is a Bit Creepy

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The Surveillance Camera Lamp might just be the perfect gift idea for the right wing Patriot Act loving CIA member of your family. The designers go on and on about how it’s a reflection of our political future, Orwellian, cold metal, blah blah blah. It’s cool but just a bit creepy ...

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B0Obs Shower Lotion Dispenser

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Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure the Shower Breasts Lotion Dispenser was created by a male designer. The wall mounted tig ol’ bitties holds two different types of lotions- one in each of the chest pillows and yes the jugs are refillable. To dispense just grope the gazongas. It’s unclear if ...

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Space Invaders LED Doormat: Too Cool To Wipe Your Feet On

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The Space Invaders LED Doormat is officially the absolute coolest doormat ever. If I had one I would make people take off their shoes before stepping on it. The $40 doormat runs on 4 AAA batteries and is motion activated to only have the aliens attack when people are nearby. In my neighborhood they ...

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Marble Track Table is Simply Marbelous

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Have designers lost their marbles? The Marbelous Marble Track Table from ontwerpduo combines a marble track toy with a functional kitchen table. It almost looks like something that creepy Anthony Hopkins character from Fracture would have in his house. The carved maple table has tracks going from the tabletop down the legs ...

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SmartShopper Automated Grocery List Printer Saves Your Guacamole

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Does your cupboard have 4 jars of tomato sauce but no pasta because every time you go to the supermarket you can’t remember if you need the pasta or sauce? Tired of having to switch up your menu from guacamole to salsa because you forgot the avocados again? Having another “senior moment” at ...

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Mr P Towel Holder

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Mr P is the man with the passion pistol. His oversized unit has the girth and strength to hold your bath towels in style on his pulsating pillar of power. The Mr. P Towel Holder cocksuredly keeps your towels on the wall and off the floor. Mr P’s man meat won’t give you the ...

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Pocket Size Laser Projector

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The Pico Pocket Projector from Microvision turns almost any device into a projector. There is a small standalone projector, capable of displaying images up to 100 inches diagonally (but only 12 inches in bright light) as well as an embeddable projection module that is actually inside your cellphone. This will allow you ...

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