Hand Vac Cleans the Floor and the Air

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The from Hand Vac and Air Sanitizer 2-in-1 cleans your floor when you need to and it purifies the air while it’s on the charger and not in use (although I suppose technically it would still be in use if it was purifying the air, just another use). “The easy-empty dirt cup ...

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Remote Turn On Switch for Your Computer

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Are you too lazy old to be bending down to the floor to turn on and off your computer every day? Save your back with PC Jumpstart, an external power button for your PC. The over six foot long wired remote also has 2 USB ports for your plug in convenience and ...

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Self Closing Pacifier Keeps Itself Clean

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The self closing pacifier is an ingenious little gizmo for your baby gadgeteers. The BébéSounds® AlwaysClean Pacifier has a silicone shield that closes upon the nipple like a venus flytrap on a bug when it’s released from the child’s mouth, thus sparing it from coming into contact with your disgusting floors. ...

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Camel Phone as a Stop Smoking Aid

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The Camel Cigarette Phone is a landline phone shaped just like the box of everyone’s favorite brand of death sticks. The buttons are revealed by sliding the box top upwards. This might just work for that ex-smoker that wants to substitute smoking cigs for chewing your ear off on a phone that looks like ...

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SpongeBob Musical Rectal Thermometer

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There’s not much competition in the music playing rectal thermometer section of your local drugstore but here’s one that certainly stands out. And by stands out, I mean it literally stands out of your kid’s ass while playing Spongebob Squarepants music. The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer is rated for oral, underarm, and the ...

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