Tacocopter, Flying Taco Delivery Drone

Tacos, so delicious yet so far away. And taco delivery? So inefficient when it’s bound by things like roads, sidewalks and the ground. Well where this taco is going, we don’t need roads. Because the Tacocopter has achieved liftoff. Sure unmanned airborne drones are not currently allowed by the FAA even for such …

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Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care

Honey badger don’t care if he has bad breath. Honey badger gonna eat right through that stinky thing. Look, he doesn’t give a sh&t if you have Honey Badger Mints or some other crazyass nasty mint like an Altoid. That’s pretty badass. If honey badger wants a mint, nothing can stop the …

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Finger Sporks

You know sometimes when a product is introduced that is so revolutionary that it reinvents an entire category of goods? It’s happening again right here with Finger Sporks. Feel the full fury of the future my five fingered foodie friends and freakin’ forget fancy formulaic forks when funneling french fries (formerly …

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20 Sided Lollipop

What has 20 sides and makes geeks everywhere salivate? The 20 Sided Sucker! Modeled after the famed (from Dungeons and Dragons) 20 sided die, or icosahedron (as the more l33t geeks call it), this lollipop comes in a tasty cherry flavor and measures two inches across. Role play it right into your …

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Facedrink: The Social Energy Drink

Get your social drinking on with Facedrink, the Social Energy Drink Shot (yes this is an actual product available for sale on Amazon). Coming in the likely-copyright-infringing blue bottle with the Facebook-like font, it promises to “give you social energy”. This 2.5oz energy drink shot combines tropical taste with long-lasting energy. …

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26 Pound Edible Gummy Bear Party Bowl

The gummy bear has just been taken to the next level of supersizedness. This 26 Pound Party Gummy Bear has a hollowed out belly that can hold 34 ounces of food or drink when lying on his back. There’s a party in his tummy, so yummy, so yummy. There’s a party in …

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Motion Activated Candy Dispenser

It’s the Candy Wizard, the touchless motion activated candy dispenser. Just place your hand in front of the opening and out comes a handful of delicious candy. No need to put any coins in or touch the dial that’s been germed up by 1000 kids’ sticky candy hands before you. This treat giver …

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Strawberry USB Optical Mouse

It’s a Strawberry USB Optical Mouse. That is all. Carry on.