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Severed Wampa Arm Cake

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:04:07 +0000

In terms of esoteric minutiae in science fiction cinema as translated to the edible form, the Severed Wampa Arm Cake really takes the…. wait for it… cake. Not only is this Star Wars cake pretty accurate looking, it’s sounds pretty freakin’ delicious.

That’s the guava jelly filling substituting for Wampa blood. The Wampa’s fur is actually coconut and his fingernails are Nestle Crunch Crisp bars. JustJenn has the complete recipe if you’d like to duplicate this at home, which is definitely easier (and tastier) than traveling all the way to Hoth, being entrapped by a Wampa and hung upside down in an ice cave, and having to use the Force to retrieve your lightsaber before using it to cut off his arm and escape. Then again, if you’re a disaster in the kitchen, the Hoth option might just be easier.

Severed Wampa Arm Cake

Sweet Geek Treats! Light Up Candy Lightsabers

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:45:31 +0000

If it was just a candy lightsaber we would have said, “hey that’s cool, love me some Star Wars candy”. But oh no, they took it up 12 parsecs to the next level with Light Up Candy Lightsabers. And they added an animated action gif to boot (and you know we can’t resist that). These candy mini-weapons come in your choice of Luke (blue), Vader (red), or Yoda (green). The candy blade is 3″ long, the whole thing is 6″ and they cost just $3.99 a pop. In summary we have just two words: freakin’ sweet.

Sweet Geek Treats! Light Up Candy Lightsabers

Giant Glowing Gummy Skull

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:54:19 +0000

Ooooh scary. Create your own Giant Glowing Gummy Skull with this kit. You’ll need to provide your own flashlight to place into the display to creep out your guests. The packaging is designed to hold the light. It makes a great centerpiece and then you can eat it. It’s about 5 pounds of cherry flavored gummy for your sugar fix. Gluten free.

Giant Glowing Gummy Skull

Tacocopter, Flying Taco Delivery Drone

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Wed, 02 May 2012 17:55:10 +0000

Tacos, so delicious yet so far away. And taco delivery? So inefficient when it’s bound by things like roads, sidewalks and the ground. Well where this taco is going, we don’t need roads. Because the Tacocopter has achieved liftoff. Sure unmanned airborne drones are not currently allowed by the FAA even for such awesome uses as delivering a taco, but that just seems like a minor hurdle to overcome. Watch the taco take flight for the first time in this video:

Ok, that was what- 1 second? 2 seconds? of actual taco flying time. So maybe FAA approval isn’t the biggest hurdle. Back to the drawing board Tacocopter. On the plus side, that sour cream cannon at the beginning of the video shows a lot of promise. (via huffpo)

Tacocopter, Flying Taco Delivery Drone

Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 17:34:04 +0000

Honey badger don’t care if he has bad breath. Honey badger gonna eat right through that stinky thing. Look, he doesn’t give a sh&t if you have Honey Badger Mints or some other crazyass nasty mint like an Altoid. That’s pretty badass. If honey badger wants a mint, nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry, cause it’s a hungry little bastard. Honey badger just takes what he wants. (/randall voice)

Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care

Finger Sporks

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:30:13 +0000

You know sometimes when a product is introduced that is so revolutionary that it reinvents an entire category of goods? It’s happening again right here with Finger Sporks. Feel the full fury of the future my five fingered foodie friends and freakin’ forget fancy formulaic forks when funneling french fries (formerly freedom fries) and fried foods furiously by finding fast fulfillment from four fantastic finger sporks. Edward Fingersporks. The future of eating is here. Are you along for the ride?

Finger Sporks

20 Sided Lollipop

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:29:49 +0000

What has 20 sides and makes geeks everywhere salivate? The 20 Sided Sucker! Modeled after the famed (from Dungeons and Dragons) 20 sided die, or icosahedron (as the more l33t geeks call it), this lollipop comes in a tasty cherry flavor and measures two inches across. Role play it right into your belly. +1 sugar points.

20 Sided Lollipop

Facedrink: The Social Energy Drink

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 14:01:06 +0000

Get your social drinking on with Facedrink, the Social Energy Drink Shot (yes this is an actual product available for sale on Amazon). Coming in the likely-copyright-infringing blue bottle with the Facebook-like font, it promises to “give you social energy”.

This 2.5oz energy drink shot combines tropical taste with long-lasting energy. Facedrink has no sugar or carbohydrates, and is only three calories. It also promises not to “poke” you, post 30 different cartoons on your wall at once, endlessly “check in” at places, post obtuse status updates like “this is more than I hoped for”, invite you to play virtual games, tag you in embarrassing photos from high school, or tell you to “like” it’s best friend’s cousin’s all-girl bluegrass dubstep punk band. The taurine and caffeine combination will however give you a pick-me-up. (via)

Facedrink: The Social Energy Drink

26 Pound Edible Gummy Bear Party Bowl

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:41:36 +0000

The gummy bear has just been taken to the next level of supersizedness. This 26 Pound Party Gummy Bear has a hollowed out belly that can hold 34 ounces of food or drink when lying on his back. There’s a party in his tummy, so yummy, so yummy. There’s a party in this gummy, so yummy, so yummy.

Not to mention that the Party Gummy himself is completely made of gummy and edible. That’s 26 pounds of gummy, 32,000 calories, and 17 inches of pure gummy goodness. That’s the equivalent of 3200 regular gummy bears. You know a food item is huge when we’re measuring it by the pound.

The Party Gummy Bear comes in your choice of 4 flavors: red cherry, orange, green apple and blue raspberry. As if the general awesomeness of a 26 pound gummy bear alone wasn’t enough to convince you to spend $199 on a treat, this gummy bear has a 12 month shelf life so you can use his gummy belly bowl over and over again before finally binging on the bear itself. Or just go right for it and chomp away. Ships free too.

26 Pound Edible Gummy Bear Party Bowl

Motion Activated Candy Dispenser

Craziest Gadgets Jeff — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:09:02 +0000

It’s the Candy Wizard, the touchless motion activated candy dispenser. Just place your hand in front of the opening and out comes a handful of delicious candy. No need to put any coins in or touch the dial that’s been germed up by 1000 kids’ sticky candy hands before you. This treat giver holds 80 ounces small sized candies and you can set the dial to dispense small or large portions. Works great with unsalted nuts too. It lights up while dispensing too. Yum.

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Motion Activated Candy Dispenser