Brand your face onto a piece of toast with the Selfie Toaster. It’s the best way to avoid breakfast thievery. Most pieces of toast look the same- not yours though because you’ve clearly self identified it with a picture of your own face right across the bread. But how does it work? Simple- it uses custom heating inserts.
You submit your own photograph to a specialized website, like this lovely lady above did (the toaster comes with a code to use). Then in a few weeks you are sent a pair of removable stainless steel inserts with your beautiful face cut into them.
Slip the inserts into the toaster and get your face toasted onto bread. You could even spread a little jelly on your hair or make a butter beard. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
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