Use this R2-D2 Kitchen Timer and your Tauntaun steaks will never be just Luke warm. Thank you folks, I’ll be at Jabba’s Comedy Hut all week. As a pretend comedian, there’s one thing I know about and that’s how to pair a suit with a pair of white sneakers. Also timing. Timing is key. R2-D2 knows about timing too. He does not know about suits though. So when you need something timed, just twist his head (don’t use too much… wait for it…you know it’s coming…. Force) and Artoo will slowly tick away the minutes.
The timer can be set for up to 60 minutes, which if my calculations are correct is exactly 1 hour. This is the droid you are looking for. Or more likely it’s the droid you want but didn’t you know wanted until you saw it and now you can’t live without it. This R2 measures about 4″ x 5″ x 2.25″, so if you’re looking for something bigger then you’re looking in Alderaan places my Jedi friend. You’ve been a great crowd, thank you, goodnight!
