“Beam me up, Scottie” is now more like scoop up after your Scottie with this Star Trek Communicator Dog Bag Dispenser. It looks like a Communicator from the Original Series but it holds a roll of doggie poo bags that are dispensed through the middle. It has a clip to hang on a leash and comes with one roll of bags. To boldly go where no dog has gone before (and then you pick it up).
Gorilla Supply 1000 Blue Dog Pet Poop Bags, EPI Technology, 50 Refill Rolls (Free Patented Dispenser)