Color Changing Crystal Monkey USB Hub

Don’t quote me but I believe Indiana Jones and the Color Changing Crystal Monkey was one of the rejected titles for Temple of Doom. Well maybe Indy could have just solved the whole thing by sitting at his computer if he had a Crystal Monkey with Color Changing LED Light. This 4 port USB hub automatically cycles through four calming colors:

And it looks like a monkey. Everyone loves a monkey. It can also connect 4 USB devices to your computer, which is enough for you and your cranky old father who looks like Sean Connery. Wait, Sean Connery is your dad? Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Indiana was the dog’s name.