Turn your pool into a Venetian paradise (in miniature) with the Serenading Pool Gondolier
. This 9″ tall crooner on a 15″ boat floats around your pool and sings three classic Italian opera songs, “La dona è mobile, ‘O sole mio, and Funiculì, funicular”. Thankfully there’s adjustable volume control. His mouth actually moves when he sings and there’s a light on the gondola’s deck for nighttime concerts. You can control the boat’s path a bit with the rudder. Works in the bathtub too (and obviously if you have a moat it works there too. also you’re pretty awesome if you have a moat.)
