In the old days it took many years and lots of 12 sided dice to properly grow a geek. But now with the Grow a Geek kit you can do it in just minutes without having to learn any programming or Dungeons and Dragons rules. Just place the mini-geek in water and watch him geekify up to 6 times his original size. He starts off at 1.75 inches tall and grows to…well you do the math. Once your little geek dries out, he shrinks back down to pocket geek size.
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