Build your own terracotta army and store all your data with these USB Terracotta Army flash drives. Just like those buried with China’s first Emperor, Qin Shi Huang, except USB compatible (I’m sure if they had USB in 210 BC he would have included it in his figures). Also much smaller. They come in gray, mud brown and light brown. Pop off the upper torso to plug the drives into your computer.
Now the real terracotta army consists of over 8,000 life-sized soldiers, plus another 800 horses and chariots. You could construct your own scaled down miniature version with these 2.5″ tall flash drive figures in your home- just clear some space first. You didn’t need any of that pesky furniture did you? At $15 each for the 2GB versions, it would cost you about $120,000 to set up the full 8,000 figures. Plus shipping.