File this one under WTF? Stop putting dishonest labels on your file folders like “to do” and “misc” and start getting real with Honest Acronym File Folders. These folders will tel you exactly where to shove that paperwork. You get one of each folder:
FYI – Frequently Yawning Inside
BTW – Beginning To Worry
OMG – Officially Mindless Garbage
WTF – What’s This For?
ASAP – As Slowly As Possible
TMI – Too Many Idiots
Not exactly the definitions we are familiar with here but good enough. Now off to file that paperwork away ASAP. Circular file that is.
Memoring is a Post-It Note Ring
Giant Post-It Topped Desk
Delete Key Flyswatter
Zamboni Desk Vacuum
Bullet Pen Won't Help Your Write Any Faster
Sweety Stress Reducing Desktop Companion
Uncapped Pen Cap Pen Cup
Bucket Boss Adds Pockets to your Buckets
