This Star Trek beach towel is in imminent danger because it’s the infamous red shirt. The 100% cotton Star Trek Engineering and Security Towel measures 5′ by 2’6″ making it ideal for being part of the landing party on your next mission (as long as it’s not YOUR part, redshirts rarely make it past the 2nd commercial break). Or you could ominously use it as a guest towel- “oh you didn’t bring a towel, use this one”- dun dun dun….
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