Hey Game of Thrones fans, do you want a life-sized throne from the show for your own home? You can buy the Game of Thrones Life-Sized Throne right here for the low low price of $29,999.99 (yes that one penny makes it seem soooo much cheaper). Plus shipping. I’m not sure what the shipping on a 350 pound, 7’2″ tall, 5’5″ wide, 5’11” deep throne is, but I’m sure it’s quite a few gold coins.
You’re not going to be ruling 7 kingdoms without this hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fire-proof resin throne sitting in front of your royal flat screen. Looks like it might be a tight squeeze to get it into your mancave.
Here’s your flowchart process: Check your calendar. Is it April 1st? No. Then this is a real product you can buy. Check your living room- do you have a 6 foot square, 7 foot tall space for a throne? Yes. Then check your savings account- do you have $30,000 to blow? If yes, then buy it now. If no, start saving. If that’s too much you can pre-order a 14 inch replica statue for $295 here (even that seems like a lot of gold). It takes about 6-8 weeks to craft this throne, so order now if you want it by Christmas.