Rock that meeting. Now you can literally file your papers away in an Accordion File Folder (or would that be an accordion accordion file folder?) the file folder that looks like the musical instrument. Front and back views:
It has six removable dividers creating 7 sections to hold your papers. Great for storing all your Weird Al sheet music or your notes on the history of polka music. Probably the most fun you can possibly have storing papers.
Full Size 31 Button Blue Diatonic Accordion Key of SOL G,C,F, with Hardshell Case and Back Straps, & DirectlyCheap(TM) Translucent Blue Medium Pick