Numbers, who needs them? Dial phone numbers with the press of a photo with the Photo Dialer. This dialer connects to any analog phone and has 12 large programmable keys with images you insert yourself (with four emergency symbol keys- hospital, fire, police and taxi). Great for kids, the visually impaired and the elderly.
Or maybe you’re an animated worker in a nuclear plant living in Springfield who has decided to gain massive amounts of weight to avoid a fitness program and eventually having to wear a muumuu and becoming unable to dial the phone, “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.” (King Size Homer, best episode ever) This photo dialer could have saved Springfield from disaster.